Sir`John

he is a nice person that has really good hair and a nice smile and is most likely lightskin.

#ah that's sir`john, he's so cool

by nyathegoat March 5, 2020

John Walker

John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like josh rice who has no clue who he is.

Whos that with you josh? Fuck knows mush think his names john Walker

by anonymous November 23, 2021

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

Literal god

"Dude , John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is literal god"

by Major Malard June 16, 2022

John

John is WHITE. not only does he drink pumpkin spice lattes he also plays football. sometimes he can be funny but is still really white and weird. he is also a VERY DRY texter

random guy: hey John

John:ok cool

by jackesgossipgirl August 23, 2020

John

A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.

"Ugh, quit being such a John."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.

Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.

by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025

John

Do the thug shaker

John:(doing the thug shaker)

by AMUNGOS November 14, 2022