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Spunk monkey 

a handy helper Available for free non commercial use for the sick/tired elderly/homeless people in aid of mastubation
lazy handed jackass yank
hobo eating whimpey burger left overs
perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald
Spunk monkey by TeHBoXGoD January 8, 2004
creature used as a metaphor for busy thoughts that scamper, usually in large groups, through the jungle that is your brain.
Man, couldn't sleep last night - monkies were running through the trees!
monkey by Mark May 20, 2004

monkeybrain 

1) The act of showing ones testicles to someone for amusement not sexual gratitude

2) When you squueze your foreskin tightly knotting up your balls
Im gonna Monkeybrain your sister while shes sleeping
monkeybrain by michael lowe May 25, 2007

krunk monkey 

krunk monkey by Anonymous November 3, 2003

scanner monkey 

1. A Californian grocery store Union sheep.
2. An ediot that would rather loose months of pay than having to pay less than the average population for health care.
3. MONETARILY DISTRAUGHT
1.Move away from the entrance and shove that picket up your shittick you scanner monkey.

2. "ONE DAY LONGER = ONE DAY STRONGER!!!" Keep saying that scanner monkeys.
scanner monkey by RJ B January 12, 2004

the monkey 

Code name for collecting weed when you don't want people around you to know.
Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"
the monkey by PoomPlex November 4, 2007