Touch The Kid Day

Hi my name is pontus i hide kids in my basement:)

What day is it today?
It's touch the kid day

by MatayNwordDiggah March 26, 2020

Dropping the kids off at the pool

Hanging a fat shit.

"I jus' gotsta 'drop tha kids off at the pool'".

by Diego June 10, 2006

Drop the kids off at the pool

Refers to going number 2

I need to drop the kids off at the pool

or

I need to drop the kids off

by Karl McEvoy June 24, 2011

Guard Up Kid Thanks

"Guard Up Kid Thanks" is used for when:
• You are playing someone in basketball and you do something good such as pop a three in there face
• A person is a non-defensive Pussyboi Fuckboi
• Someone is trash at 'something', while you are good at this 'something'.
This phrase can be used to get under someone's skin and get them mad or upset

*Hits a three in 2K* "Guard Up Kid Thanks"

by Camtheman75 May 20, 2017

Blue sour patch kids

THE BEST CANDY IN THE WORLD

Me: Hey John I just had blue sour patch kids
John: YOU’RE SO LUCKY OH MY GOSH

by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021

my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022

Ayden the corn syrup kid

Ayoooooooooo if you dumbasses don't know who our boy is then gtfo out of here.

"Ayo are you Ayden the corn syrup kid"
"Yea"
"Aight ur cool"

Alternative
"You the corn syrup kid"
"No fam"
"What are you even bothering breathing for"

by SadlyNotTheCornSyrupKid January 16, 2022