6.0 John is a big country white boah who loves to swing his Chevy 2500 longgggggg bed also know for knockin down the daughter of the famous guy on street outlaws.
by SRT.Ant April 9, 2024

A not-so-civilised gentleman who can always be found in a discord call solo queuing ranked on Rainbow Six Seige. Takes them 300 ranked games to get into silver.
“I was solo queuing ranked earlier”
“Your being such a William John Rudge”
"I can't be a William John Rudge, I got to gold in 50 games"
“Your being such a William John Rudge”
"I can't be a William John Rudge, I got to gold in 50 games"
by Mozhatescucumbers September 9, 2024

Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.
they will know my name.
- Denrari "Rari" K.
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.
they will know my name.
- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025

by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020

John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison
Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later
Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later
Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
by Dave5473464 September 21, 2019

by anonymous June 20, 2023
