The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Tommynof May 28, 2012

Big flap jack facts

Big facts, something that is very true.

Damn my boy stijn is spitting big flap jack facts.

by Lokeend June 22, 2021

jack me off faggot

used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.

I got a 95 on my final. Jack me off faggot.

by deke December 18, 2003

jack ass of all trades

a person who thinks he knows it all and is not swayed by the facts.

Regardless of the truth, Larry is a jack ass of all trades.

by Larry Johnson January 4, 2009

jack n' lisa

verb:
to do the dirty while driving a car bare fast.

"Holy shit! They just totally did a jack n' lisa...hard."

"Last time i jack n' lisa'd i crashed into a school."

by billtonius clinton January 1, 2008

The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

by Topherman420 May 18, 2009

Jack Hille Middle school

school is full of sluts and fake people this school is terrible it has so much garbage kids in 6th grade. 6TH GRADERS THERE ARE SOOOOO STUCK UP AND THEY ARE ALL TRY HARDS

Person:hey you go to jack hille middle school

Child:yea its trash

by YourarmchairstankXD October 22, 2018