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Hand-Faced

Chris: Hey Dave you getting Hand-Faced tonight?
Dave: No, not tonight im still hurting from the last time i got hand-faced
by chrisma234 May 17, 2010
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On-handed comment

The opposite of an off-handed comment
Hello, i am usuing an on-handed comment
by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025
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Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.
John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!
by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023
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Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.
That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!
by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022
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Two Hand Timmy

The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.
“Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”
by Digg Bickk January 17, 2020
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one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion
He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom
by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015
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hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.
"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"
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