Half-Hour Sit Down Shower

The Ultimate Hangover cure.
The morning after partying a little too hard, you go into the shower intending on waking yourself up, but find yourself too tired and sit down.
Can go from fifteen minutes to upwards of an hour (depending on how big your hot water tank is)
Nicki was so bombed last night she said the only cure this morning was a half-hour sitdown shower.

That hangover was so bad it required not one, but two half-hour sit down showers!
by The Kuce November 18, 2009
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up, down and all around

Up, down, and all around describes an emotional state of being that is completely skitophrenic - You have had a good day, a bad day, and a lot of emotions in between.

Today they messed up my order at Taco Bell, I drove an hour out of my way to a job that was closed, I won $5 in the lottery, I had to pee on someone else's poop after I wet my pants in the gas station, my car is broken, and now I have to drive back to my office because I forgot something there. I hate the boy I thought I liked, and I just might hate men altogether. My day was up, down and all around.
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I still can't sit down

To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.
Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.

My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.
by Grafikman July 30, 2015
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ten toes down

On your knees, being in a position for sucking a dick. Can be abbreviated as TTD.
Hey girl I'm down bad, will you be ten toes down for me?
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Fucking Jenna Jameson is Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007
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down low fro

"Girrll, I got to cut my down low fro it look like I got Buckwheat in a leg-lock!"
by Jeremy F April 10, 2007
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1) A presumably advanced sexual technique refined by latter-day philosophers Bell Biv DeVoe (q.v.).

2) Also used as a taunt during competitions after a display of significant success.
1) "Move to the Jacuzzi, ooo, that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!"
~Bell Biv DeVoe

2) Player One: "I can't believe you just ran that 83 yards for a TD! WTF!?"
Player Two spikes ball: "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, OH NO!"
by RotSman April 20, 2008
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