Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

Cat Idea

When your mind wanders because someone is talking about cats and you suddenly have a brilliant idea. Commonly used for creative brainstorming on dates and at social gatherings.

Thanks for talking about Fuzzles for so long, man. I just had an awesome cat idea.

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

big ass cat

A ferocious beast that fucks bitches and gets money. Generally used by gynecologist to describe a patient with excellent swagger

The women was a big ass cat. She had many male partners and lots of phat stacks.

by Lodog37 June 15, 2016

cat frogger

When you use a laser pointer to get that god damn neighborhood cat to run into the street.

"That's it. It's time. It's time for cat frogger, I can't take it anymore. That cat and its meowing. All night. Get the laser pointer and have that fucker run into the street.

by sirfiggin June 8, 2016

drinking cat's blood

When you eat a girl out during her period.

I thought his tongue was red after having a glass of Hawaiian Punch, but he was actually just finished drinking cat's blood

by Your Everyday Psychopath June 7, 2016

Fresh Cat

Fresh Cat is the opposite of Raw Dog. You stayed strapped during intercourse until it falls off.

I was fresh catting this girl until my strap exploded.

by GetDucked May 24, 2016

Feeding the Cat

Ejaculating inside a vagina

I came in her, I was totally feeding the cat

by TillerTheKiller May 11, 2016