trump bump

enough cocaine to make you a stupid-ass motherfucker to make deplorable decision like shutting down a government for a stupid immigration wall
how much you want, son?

I want a trump bump! Annihilate my brain; I wanna be a pineapple!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 08, 2019
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Trump Envy

When people that self identify as business savvy and capitalist have an irrational hatred towards Donald Trump, driven by a deep envy and jealousy that they will never be as boss as 45.
“Bro, how can you say your a capitalist yet hate trump? Sounds like you got major trump envy
Silicon Valley and the legendary stock traders like Nancy Pelosi have major trump envy because he stands for the people not over them”
by DonDalessandro April 07, 2023
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Trump Lawyer

Low quality legal representation.
You got a speeding ticket, Mary? Well, don't hire that Trump Lawyer with the billboard off the interstate, you'll wind up convicted of treason.
by blahblahblahblahbla March 26, 2018
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trump lawyer

A term used to describe low quality legal representation.
"I could have colluded with Russia and cheated on my wife, but all I could find were Trump Lawyers"
by Alpha_Jacks March 26, 2018
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Trump Truth

A lie or falsehood that is easily proven false.
The kids say they weren't eating cookies, but the crumbs on their faces proved it was a trump truth.
by slangwords2021 October 30, 2021
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Trump Truth

A lie/falsehood that is easily proved false.
My kids said didn't eat the cookies, but the crumbs around their faces proved it was a trump truth. A lie/falsehood that is easily proved false. Injecting disinfectants will cure covid is a trump truth. Millions of people attending the Trump inauguration is a trump truth.
by slangwords2021 October 30, 2021
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Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.
Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..
by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017
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