Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017

meat duo

A Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza

Let's get pizza. Should I order a meat duo?

by pathwaygeo September 2, 2020

Pumping meat locker

PUMPING MEAT LOCKER!! Is a game where one player lays on they’re stomach on a couch and another player runs from one couch arm to the other while running over the player laying in they’re stomach until the laying player can’t take it anymore. Then they swap places.

My sister almost broke my back playing Pumping Meat Locker on the couch last night.

by Fenwaypro55 May 11, 2019

wig meat

Getting a blow job

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night

by Studlaw June 17, 2010

Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

medium meat

Man with little meat. Small pecker.

Blake did no damage with his medium meat.
Shelley laughed at Blake's medium meat.

by Texancooker22 May 26, 2018

Possible Meat

Meatless-less meat, also known as regular meat.

BK Customer: Can I have a possible meat burger?
Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Did you mean Impossible Burger, sir?
BK Customer: no, I want a regular burger if thats possible.
Annoyed Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Fuck you!!

by IMPOSSIBLESALAD December 25, 2021