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The John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”
Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.
by Snooki’s bath water February 25, 2022
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Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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John Tobin

A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy
John Tobin is a very handsome and driptastic fella
by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 26, 2022
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John Tobin

A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy
John Tobin is a very handsome and driptastic fella
by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 26, 2022
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daddy john

daddy john is a person that is like a father figure that had left to go get the MILK and never came back he is loved by no one and is the town sad person
by BIG-M chocolate milk February 27, 2022
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John russo

This guy is such a john russo he is knuckle deep in a jar or lard
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John mcginn

An absolute brick shithouse Scotsman who playes for the best team in the world (aston villa). He also is just a pure fucking unit mate
WE'VE GOT MCGINN(WHO?) SUPER JOHN MCGINN
by Avfcsotc March 2, 2022
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