Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.
Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
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a term used for a sidepiece, or a sidechick, because a pizza with green olives is nobody's first choice, unless if you're a psychopath or a homosexual, but it's there if you want it.
Frank: "Rhonda. You're my Pizza With Green Olives."
Rhonda: "Ok Frank, time to take your medication."
Rhonda: "Ok Frank, time to take your medication."
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Get the Pizza With Green Olives mug.In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.
Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
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Get the International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day mug.Comes from the belief that the sky turns green before a powerful tornado hits. Means a disaster is or will be inevitable and is coming soon.
"The sky is green Jake! You need to quit!"
"The skies are green, we should delay the project and spend more time working."
"The sky is green in America. Prepare for the worst and hope for the best."
"The skies are green, we should delay the project and spend more time working."
"The sky is green in America. Prepare for the worst and hope for the best."
by greenskiesflyhighs March 7, 2024
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"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
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