bare fart 

meaning something is really disliked by the quoter. it is used in place of other words such as rubbish

that film woz bare fart!

bare fart by raver h July 2, 2006

cow fart whisperer

a person so apprehensive about global warming that they are eve raising alarms over bovine wind and gas.

Harry is a cow fart whisperer.

cow fart whisperer by yikes. October 28, 2009

farty fart 

The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.

Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.

farty fart by specterguy May 16, 2022

mash fart 

a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.

why did you mash fart dick fucking cunt.

mash fart by tino francis May 1, 2009

Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.

My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.

Curb Fart by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009

Backfired Fart

a belch or burp

My friends an I have a backfired fart contest to see who can break the record for the longest and loudest backfired fart recorded in history.

Backfired Fart by minnie555 January 26, 2010

right fart 

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!

john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!

right fart by michael foolsley January 30, 2010