Dick skinners

The derogitory slang for ones hands. Often referring to someone who has just masturbated or is known to masturbate excessively.

Mike: Hey jonny
Jonny: Yo
Mike: You wanna help season the chops?
Jonny: Sure, let me use the restroom real quick.
Mike: Make sure you wash your hands, i don't want your dick skinners all over the food.

by Jonny on the SPOT! May 13, 2017

Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

Dick washed

Someone who is brainwashed with a bit of good dick

This bird is totally dick washed

by manolv October 23, 2017

Dick Smoothie

When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.

Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.

by Jahnke June 22, 2017

dick pat

When one pats a bros dick to show appreciation to him and his penis in a heterosexual way.

"I appreciate you Terrance" Exclaimed Mike as he gave him a soft and apricative dick pat. "Thanks man, that means a lot." Said Terrance after receiving a dick pat from his bro Mike.

by Notkaidendamery November 8, 2017

Sweet Dick

A sweet dick is a person who knows they are attractive. They manipulate the situation and, when they finally lure you in they wil diss you or, treat you like trash!

No! Don't do it girl! He's a sweet dick!

by Barbiebabe April 8, 2018

lesbian dick

Zack Kerr's penis.

Ashton, stop being such a fucking lesbian dick!

by CarlSagan420 May 2, 2016