national chicken alfredo day 

national chicken alfredo day, it’s a day where you tell your guardian(s) that its national chicken alfredo day and they will make some !

hey *your guardian*, it’s national chicken alfredo day
*guardian* okay… and?
and you’re gonna make some!
*guardian* you’re right, i should!

national chicken alfredo day by uRg@710L February 17, 2022

Shaved.chicken.balls 

A nice shaved nut bag

Oh my for nice shaved.chicken.balls

Shaved.chicken.balls by Johnballs69696969696969 March 2, 2022

Sloppy Chicken

When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.

I shaved my legs and everything but he turned out to be a sloppy chicken!

Sloppy Chicken by elsbeth March 30, 2022

Making Chicken For Dinner

Being too busy to hang out with friends due to a long-term act of lovemaking- taking at least 4 hours- and typically involving no other people.

I'm really sorry I couldn't make the game- I was making chicken for dinner, and before I knew it it was midnight!

Making Chicken For Dinner by TheBastard1 April 23, 2022

French Chicken Alfredo 

A food

French Chicken Alfredo

French Chicken Alfredo by anonymous May 10, 2022

BBQ Chicken Alert 

Basketball term for dominating your match-up, especially in the low post area. Created by TNT’s commentator Shaquille o’Neal and now in wide use around the NBA.

”BBQ Chicken Alert!!!” -Shaq on TNT, when Joel Embiid catches the ball down low and goes to work.

BBQ Chicken Alert by dontmatterbaby June 19, 2022

headless chicken 

When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.

Don’t be like a headless chicken! Use your brain!!!

headless chicken by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022