I have fat nuts

When you have 2 large testicular objects under your small peepee.

Bobby; I have FAT nuts
Timmy; Lol me to.

by anonymous November 20, 2021

everything from soup to nuts

Having a large diverse inventory of goods...

The corner hardware store that has everything from soup to nuts has a little bit or more of all that is hardware... nuts, bolts, screws, washers, mouse traps, twine, screw drivers, ratchets and sockets, light switch, fertilizer for the lawn, paint...

by DiggerColorado October 18, 2013

Nut Shit

The shit residue on the back of your nuts from either improper wiping, or from diarrhea that ran across the back of your nuts.

1) Those skid marks are from nut shit.
2) Don't touch my balls, I have nut shit.

by PMad March 7, 2017

Streaming a nut in her box

The act of ejaculating (e.g. 'nutting', usually sans condom) in a chicks vagina (e.g. 'box').

"Dude, what happened with that hottie last nite?"

"Well, I was streaming a nut in her box when the doorbell rang."

by NikonMan February 8, 2009

Sticky Bannana Nut Bun

When ur balls stick to your leg forcing you to peel them off!

Man, i had the worst sticky bannana nut bun earlier today!

by cocktart June 21, 2003

joe-nuts

originated from the word joe-nuggets, joe-nuts is used as a name for a friends dad who you love and think is an amazing dad. Joe-nuts is a retired model and definitely the hilarious one of the bunch! Who wouldn't want to be friends with a joe-nuts!

Wow! I love your dad! He's definitely a joe-nuts!

by joe-nuts April 21, 2018

Boner Packing Pickle Nuts

A chant said during extreme pelvic slamming. Each time the fat cock is buried to its deepest point, the power slammer grits his teeth while saying one word per slam. When you come to the word 'Nuts', it is best to keep the cock buried firmly for a few extra seconds. This phrase helps in getting the pussy fucked the hardest.

Without mercy, I fucked my hot bride, while chanting "Boner Packing Pickle NUTS!"

by Johnny5isAlive April 23, 2008