dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

Teo Pička

Gay word

You need to say Teo Pička

by Pinesman69 December 1, 2020

Fickle pickle

A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.

I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

Diamond Pickaxe

One of the five main tools in Minecraft. It is used to mine stone type blocks and ores. It has been a symbol of the block game even if it is already superseded by the Netherite pickaxe in terms of durability and mining speed.

Let me bring out my Diamond Pickaxe.

by LetItRip016 December 4, 2020

Dill pickle

A fat cock that has shriveled up into a micro pp

Oh wow that’s a dill pickle

by Coochie man 445 December 19, 2020

Bathroom Pickle

A pickle that has been brought into or has been grown in a bathroom. It must have the juice sucked out of it before it is consumed to be considered a "bathroom pickle that has lived it's best life."

"Man, Jessica brought some amazing and juicy Bathroom Pickles to the party last night."

by BabyImABozo January 9, 2021