Monkey-Face 

this is a person acting like an idiot. Or this could be a person at a loss for words.

You are such a monkey-Face.

Monkey-Face by nicole masi January 19, 2006

mountain monkey

A mountain monkey is a term for someone who is sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong or combines two inappropriate things/situations. Monkeys belong in the jungle, not in the mountains.

Dude, that guy is such a mountain monkey, I wish he'd keep his wrestling moves away from my dog.

mountain monkey by MrWildThing September 17, 2008

poop monkey

1. a peice of poop that may remind you of a monkey
2. a monkey that has poop smeared over it

1. dude, i just laid a poop monkey in the toilet!
2. oh man, did you see that poop monkey at the zoo?

poop monkey by shove it up my butt October 3, 2006

Snow Monkey 

A racial slur for an albino black person.

"It freaks me out when I'm walking behind a white person, and they turn around and BAM! Snow Monkey! Those tricky bastards."

Snow Monkey by Jbur3333 February 5, 2015

monkey 

Monkey is a code word for vagina.

Hey, I'd like to see her monkey.

monkey by acidsnowman July 27, 2005

fuck monkey

a moron with a small penis who cant "make-a the saix" says group x

ryan seacrest or emo-haters....iam emo and i am god so STFU AND EAT SHIT ON A SHINGLE!!!
bob:ryan seacrest is deep
emo(me):u r a fuck monkey

fuck monkey by emo defender January 18, 2007

Hot Monkey Vagina 

A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."

Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.

Hot Monkey Vagina by OscarOtto October 24, 2008