John

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )

omg UwU I love John

by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021

John

Most boring, fucking basic ass name

Person 1: Hey! What’s your name?
Person 2: John!
Person 1: oh fuck *walks away*

by Zxulh February 6, 2022

Nathan John

Builds best motorbike ramps ever.

Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.

by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

John stamos

Another name for a lazy Susan invented by my brother when he forgot what it was called

Get something from the John Stamos

by Tjoll September 29, 2020

john gabanna

He is a legend, and he likes marijuana.
John Gabanna is the guy who fucks your mom from the back.

ja, ich ficke deine mama

von hinten rauch marijuana
sie lutscht an meinem dick
als wär ich john gabanna

by John Gabanna November 24, 2022

John

Sexy ….Amazing style.The definition of a perfect man.Protector, Loyal and honorable.Every girl dreams to be with a John.If you find one keep him.Never let him go.Your in luck ladies because John is the Bomb.com.

You must be with a John I can tell by that huge grin on your face.Damn girl what did you do last night?

by Channahm July 28, 2021