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Alabama Jack o Lantern 

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
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Dirty Jack Stone 

When you’re girlfriend pokes your butthole in public then sniffs her hand.
Jack’s girlfriend did a Dirty Jack Stone

cofounder.jack 

A tiktoker that is very fruity and definitely likes Felix
Look its that fruity tiktoker Cofounder.jack!
cofounder.jack by SophiexJenny July 10, 2021

Ball-jack 

To revoke or inhibit the ability to enjoy one's day. Comes from the idea of taking away someone's balls who uses them to have fun.
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I'm being ball-jack (ed) right now, my Minecraft mods just won't work!
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Ball-jack by BallJacker92 January 6, 2022

Colby jack cheese 

HOLYFUCK NO WORDS DESCRIBE THE JUICY SWEET TANGY YUMMY FUCKY CUMMY TASTE OF COLBY JACK CHEESE WHEN INGESTED U MAY EXPERIENCE A SIDE EFFECT CALLED GIGA CHAD MODE
I would like to fuck colby jack cheese
I use it as my prework out

I use it during sex
Colby jack cheese by Sauceykek March 14, 2022

Headphone Jack 

Something to plug your headphones into and what (possibly) phones today do not have
Bring the headphone Jack back1!1!!11!1!!1!11
Headphone Jack by RiceEnjoyer731 October 14, 2022

fishing with Jack Twist 

engaging in gay sex
So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.