No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.

Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!

by UHIT October 21, 2022

WD-40 Hands

A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.

Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.

by consumegoyslop October 21, 2022

Double hand action

Petting something with two hands.

When your cat really has an itch so you give them that double hand action.

by Annayon January 2, 2022

avon hands

means ur hands are sensitive to heat.. can’t pick up hot shit

drops plate cuz it’s hot as fuck

coworker: damn you got avon hands

by waffle house worker January 2, 2022

Hand-me-down

When you are having sex with a partner and the one on top sips from a drink (cause gravity) and then they slowly release it into the other partners mouth

Yo bro, she gave me a hand-me-down last night! It was so rad, I didn’t have to drink by myself

by Monkeyman132 January 6, 2022

chick-fil-a hands

Very greasy hands.

- At least wash your hands before surgery.
- No, I’m going in there with chick-fil-a hands.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Hospital hands

A response when someone asks if you have a free hand...which u reply "No... But I got hospital hands." And when they ask what's that you say "I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

When someone asks if you have a free hand you respond no I got hospital hands. And when they ask what that means you say I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

by Steezmiester January 12, 2022