Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."

I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"

by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017

Hand

The thing you will never get to hold.

Becky:OMG what’s that on your hand?
Gwen:Haha your bf’s hand

by AlienTacoz Art February 24, 2020

hand pile

More then a handful

Open the door for me, I got a great big ol hand pile of stuff.

by Bucky Buckerson February 7, 2018

ily hand symbol

coolest and hottest people use this symbol to tell people they’re horny

look she’s holding up the ily hand symbol she’s so hot she must be horny

by milfeater456 April 17, 2022

hand cart load

A phrase used to describe a huge poo

I've just dropped hand cart load

by jim2233 July 31, 2009

hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them

Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.

by chunkyturk August 25, 2009

Galley Hand

A simpleton. One who is content lurking about like a zombie. Mostly speaks in sentence fragments and communicates with a blank stare.Always responds with a friendly but gruff "how we doing?" Has a lot of family that he speaks of but are never seen.

The galley hands look of confusion explained why the forklift's gas cap was missing.

by Chief Black Stool May 1, 2012