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No job

by Clem315 May 29, 2019
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better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
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Blow job

Blowing with one's breath into someone else's asshole.
A blow job is a kind of collaborative reversed fart.
by Mini Little Bobby November 29, 2024
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Briefcase Job

A bet that has a very high probability of winning.
Desert Crown in the Derby is a briefcase job, I've gone large, very large in fact.
by Dick Focker April 30, 2023
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Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021
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the Italian job

An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.
North! I can't believe you preformed the Italian job! how did it even fit in?
by Wolsingham incident January 27, 2022
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