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Parking Job

A verb that is the action of jerking someone off while in a car, specifically when it’s parked.
He gave a parking job to me the other day. Now my entire car is white and sticky.
by Dic-tionary November 20, 2025
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GOOD JOB

A word Sydney always likes to use. It has no meaning but she says it for no reason
“Hi sydney
GOOD JOB@
by Shajvags November 28, 2025
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romcom job

Jobs with a whimsical quality and tailor made for romantic comedies. There’s a reason why plumbers are found in pornos …they don’t really fit the brief for romcoms, despite being a respectable career choice in our dire economic times. Examples of romcom jobs are:

Greeting card writer (500 Days of Summer)
Bookshop Owner (You’ve Got Mail)
Apartment dresser (Leap Year)
Playwright (Something’s Gotta Give)
Ballet dancer (Saving Face — queer romcom with Joan Chen from Twin Peaks)
Wedding dress designer (The Parent Trap)
Aquarium veterinarian (50 First Dates)
eBay store owner (40 Year Old Virgin — shoutout to the hottest romcom girl of them all, Catherine Keener)
Film director (Pipe Dream — the guy is actually plumber but pretends to be a director to improve his dating life)
The guy I went out on a date with last week has a romcom job: he’s a celebrity ghostwriter
by Sickomonster December 1, 2025
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Italian Slice Job

When a man or woman, takes a slice of pizza and "applies" it on his penis( or her vagina), then recieved a flavorful blowjob by a consenting person.
This sex move can only be completed once the man or woman finishes and shouts out "mama mia!"
To spice up our sex life, my sex coach recommended the "Italian Slice Job". She said it helped having my dick taste like her favorite food, it really improved this element of our sex life!
by Delwin penner December 4, 2025
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Job Application

Formal process in which an individual submits personal information, qualifications, and experience to an employer to be considered for a position.

Often viewed as intimidating due to its evaluative nature, it is especially feared by the individual Don WL.
me: "hey don hows the job application search going?"

don: *orders*
Then: AHHHH!!

Dom H: *cracks larry*
by Yprcn December 7, 2025
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Poster Job

A thing that is considered shallow or lacks substance with only the intent to entice interest but offer nothing more. Similar to the feeling of seeing an interesting ad or movie poster but realizing the real thing is disappointing or devoid of value.
Lucas: "Oh hey, I heard the festival is this weekend. Should we go?"
Eva: "Don't even think about it man, it's a total poster job. Unless burning money is a hobby of yours."
by Burnt Bunsen December 10, 2025
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full-time job

When used as a slang term, "full-time job" refers to the things that require as much as a full time job.
Taking care of my three younger siblings while balancing classes feels like a full-time job; I swear I need a paycheck for all the chaos!
by Emotional Cruiser December 11, 2025
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