The immdediate feeling you get after you ejacualte. The sudden and total loss of all sexual desire and hornyness. And the desire to be alone kicks in.
It was thursday night and i was so horny. I called over my usual booty call. Just as i was done post jizz syndrome kicked in and i had regretted my decision.
by KnightRider March 10, 2009
Get the Post Jizz Syndromemug. In which a person of small or semi-small stature who regularly wears bulky clothing is seen without said bulky clothing. Though there's nothing proportionally wrong with them, you can't help but think that as they essentially just instantly changed their body type right before your eyes.
Seeing Kit Harrington shirtless was the weirdest thing! I'm so used to seeing him in all those furs on Game of Thrones. But that's Jon Snow Syndrome for you.
by Redtale March 8, 2016
Get the Jon Snow Syndromemug. When you're tits are so small it manages to ruin everything about your life. Everyone points it out, really manages to fuck with your head.
Guy 1: That Holly girl is pretty crazy you know? Pathological liar and that.
Guy 2: Nah g you can't be saying that. She has Small Tits Syndrome dude.
Guy 1: Screw that just cause her tits are small doesn't mean she can act like that Nathan kid
Guy 2: Nah g you can't be saying that. She has Small Tits Syndrome dude.
Guy 1: Screw that just cause her tits are small doesn't mean she can act like that Nathan kid
by Vlad's Mum Is Badderz May 25, 2019
Get the Small Tits Syndromemug. When a woman who is very physically attractive becomes used to and comes to expect to be waited on, treated special, and pampered because it its what society has allowed them to come to expect..
Sally had such Beauty Queen syndrome that she never got married because nobody could meet her expectations..
by climbinlife420 March 20, 2011
Get the Beauty Queen Syndrommug. The Syndrome where the face of a female is like someone smashed it with a frying pan, while the body looks really nice.
You can also use "Reversed Tila Tequila syndrome.
You can also use "Reversed Tila Tequila syndrome.
by LoliEbeneezer October 10, 2010
Get the The Tila Tequila syndromemug. That feeling you get that your life is pointless and unfulfilled, and that you'd only find your true place in the world when the apocalypse comes (Then you'd be a legend!)
Typical John Connor syndrome sufferer:
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...
by George McBob September 14, 2009
Get the John Connor syndromemug. John lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. You probably know a lot of these people.
That asshole over there with John Lennon Syndrome is really full of shit... why do people praise him?
by actual mermaid December 9, 2015
Get the John Lennon Syndromemug.