Adam John Oates

Shit prick how can't finish his chances in pro clubs what a wank stain like

Person 1: Adam John Oates JUST PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING NET

by Gayasnuggetlover42069 November 26, 2024

John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"

Me: Sup
John: Hey Man

by Owluminati December 1, 2021

Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly

That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John

by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023

russian john cena

Good meme

Russian john cena is a good meme.

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 6, 2022

John

someone who takes all of your boyfriend time by being friends with him :(

are you with john today or do i get to see you

by gusisbus April 21, 2021

John F. Kennedy

When you nut on a girls face and right when you nut on her face you knock her out.

Man, I sure did John F. Kennedy the fuck out of Stacy last night.

by DullDuck January 12, 2018

John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021