John

John is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, good-looking, and most of all the sweetest.
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A guy who says he will treat you right but actually won’t because he’s too full of himself and he won’t treat ur friends right either so leave him now before it’s too late. Also his name starts with a j and is just such a bad sign already. He may be skinny and seem nice to you but he’s different to others and ur friends.
John may look cute and all but he’s just a big wimp
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John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.
Wassup John.
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John

Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels
W- “Who’s that?”

L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update
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John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex
Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
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A good friend who will be nice and will always stick with his friends
boy: who is that guy?
also boy: i think its john he is really nice.
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the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.
by collllsiwppa October 19, 2019
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