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meat salad

Having someone lick an asshole during anal sex
my girlfriend totally gave my other girlfriend a meat salad last night...
by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015
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Pumping meat locker

PUMPING MEAT LOCKER!! Is a game where one player lays on they’re stomach on a couch and another player runs from one couch arm to the other while running over the player laying in they’re stomach until the laying player can’t take it anymore. Then they swap places.
My sister almost broke my back playing Pumping Meat Locker on the couch last night.
by Fenwaypro55 May 11, 2019
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Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.
Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017
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kinky meat

A man with a horny cock that has a prepared condom on
by AwesomeDude91 April 4, 2017
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baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.
“Ey man how’s your yeast infection

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich
by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021
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Meat-wopped

Relentlessly encumbered by one’s own circumference. Can also apply as a descriptor for a males priapic appendage.
“Babe does this dress make me look fat?”
“Ngl you’re lookin a little meat-wopped.”
by dietkrampusdelight May 13, 2022
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meat assault

Russian war tactic to sacrifice many soldiers to achieve little in war success. Like: 200 dead soldiers for acquiring 1km2 territory. The tactic is widely used in war with Ukraine.

Meat in Russian language is a slang term for cannon fodder , here's the term.
Russians lost 1000 soldiers in one day during meat assault in Avdeevka
by dildo777 January 9, 2024
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