John "How did you find this."
by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022
Get the Johnmug. John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.
:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?
Woman: No!
John: Why?
Woman: Cuz you are John madden
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?
Woman: No!
John: Why?
Woman: Cuz you are John madden
by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017
Get the John Maddenmug. by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023
Get the John Johnmug. john? that guy is fucking awesome
by coolest guy 13 November 23, 2021
Get the johnmug. An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.
by NotJohnR January 21, 2022
Get the Johnmug. The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.
Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”
Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”
Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025
Get the Johnnedmug. 
