If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.
by factstho March 21, 2021
Get the Johnmug. A John is a person who likes sports, music and being alone. John has a lot of friends and is a very nice person in general. John is a very relaxed person and is happiest alone on his computer or playing soccer or baseball with his friends. If a John gets angered, he won't tell anyone because John is a nice person. but if it continues, he will fight back. A John is a competitive funny knowledgeable science nerd who has a lot of experience with love compared to kids his age. John also loves Pokemon and drawing and dislikes most of his close family.
by John's are cool May 11, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by Dhdhdbd May 6, 2021
Get the Johnmug. 
At the end of dogie style position the man shoots his load directly in the back of the head of the female. Then jumping off the bed as john Wilkes booth did to Abraham Lincoln.
Yo Dave I john Wilkes booth the shit of that chick last night. Defiantly about to start another civil war.
by Typicalsix pack bob September 15, 2014
Get the John Wilkes boothmug. Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.
by Badass6995 June 6, 2018
Get the Chris johnsmug. The utter most awful, Abhorrent, Disgusting Shit-hole school, I have ever had the misfortune of acknowledging the existence of. It is all toxic, Racist, Transphobic/homophobic, White, Vaping and pot-smoking shitheads. Most guys there are misogynistic assholes there and the women are the other end of extremes.
Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.
Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica
Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.
Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica
Person 1: Yo what school do you go to?
Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick
Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ
OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-
Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick
Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ
OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-
by ÜwÜuuuuuu July 29, 2023
Get the John Sedgwickmug.