I Dont Know

I dont know.

Thing 1: Hey what is the definition for I Dont know?
Thing 2: I dont know.

by chronofreezer December 24, 2010

i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!

by sir curly February 5, 2007

I want to have my cake and eat it too.

When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.

Just like wanting to be with two people.

Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."

by The Cake. July 20, 2011

i ain’t gay

A way to say no in style.

Someone: want some weed.

You: I ain’t gay.

by Sliced_Ramen October 9, 2018

I like your shoelaces

A phrase used by Tumblr users to find other Tumblr users. If you use Tumblr, the right response to this is, "Thanks, I stole them from the president!" However, if you don't use Tumblr, get people that say this by saying,"Why thank you! The president wouldn't let me steal his, so I had to steal some from the vice president, cuz I don't use Tumblr! Ha!"

Some Tumblr user:Wow, I like your shoelaces.
Some non-Tumblr user:Why thank you! The president wouldn't let me steal his, so I had to steal some from the vice president, cuz I don't use Tumblr! Ha!
The Tumblr user:why

by Gacha Queen September 5, 2019

I swanny

An expression used mainly in the south when heavily irritated or pissed off.

Mother: Jonny go take out the trash.

Jonny: ahhh..I swanny!

by Greg Marshall December 25, 2007

"I miss you!" Game

When you contact someone you haven't seen in a long time, and they will typically say "I miss you! We should hang out!/Lets meet up sometime!" However, when you go to make plans or contact them again. They never respond back or claim they are busy during that time.

Girl 1: Hey, haven't seen you since last day of school!
Girl 2: Aww yeah! I miss you so much! We should hang out :)
Girl 1: Cool lets make plans :D
Girl 2: *Never responds back*

- or -

Girl 2: I'm busy that day. *No further explanation*

Those are the two typical scenarios of the "I miss you!" Game.

by ClaireLyons August 7, 2011