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big fat balls

large, uncontrollably sweaty and overwhelmingly hairy testicles. These testicles usually have a strong odour you can smell across a classroom. usually when someone has big fat balls their mandem won’t suck them off anymore due to the putrid odour!
EW! can you smell peter robbinsons big fat balls from across the chemistry classroom? Connor talb won’t be sucking him off any time soon !
by festyfish November 21, 2021
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fat

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by Annoymous112122 June 26, 2023
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fat

a shameful state of condition (mostly in America but in other places of the world as well) when people intake more calories than burned. this horrible state of ill health has taken the lives of more Americans than covid or suicide but finds itself to be something people are trying to accept although it’s a deadly eating disorder.
Tasha looks down at the scale to realize what she had been ignoring, she was fat, and very unhealthy.
by skeler_ December 7, 2021
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reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).
Three even-more-austere examples of "less-than-whole cow-juice" are:

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),

Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and

Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).

Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
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Fat Scat

Fat scat is a holy grail in the internet scene, it is hearttouching, heart warming and inspirational videos you can find on family friendly websites!
person 1 says "mmm i love fat scat videos" // Person 2 says "what the heck, those videos are weird" // person 1 says "just watch it in portugese for 21 hours whilist edging and you will understand"
by dababaisod October 30, 2023
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Fat Labelle

Often an over eater, mostly stoned fat guy.
Was at Doc’s today and totally saw a Fat Labelle sharting and gasping for Hopes clam.
by Saucy12 January 1, 2019
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Small Fat

im just such a small fat.

*rips the most ungodly fart known to heavens*

see im creating gas

im digesting food
im just such a small fat.

*rips the most ungodly fart known to heavens*

see im creating gas

im digesting food
by BlitzBerries August 29, 2024
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