"txt-boxed": adj - the restriction put upon one's witty or clever responses due to the small window and slow typing speed of most cell phones.
by Johanna Hofer March 10, 2007

Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.
Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.
by Rster04 October 23, 2011

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

Guy 1: hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box
by Racerx2421 August 14, 2023

by Mr Zingy December 29, 2007

When you meet someone who is a stupid cunt, and "befriend" them, gain their trust, and then shove them in a box and ship them off to Yugoslavia.
by GoodTimesBro March 14, 2011

I asked Claudia to show me her sniz box, however she pulled out a giant Peruvian wang that was meticulously tucked in her crack.
by Smokey the Bearcub January 31, 2022
