What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

god

your mom

I came out of god's vagina

by ||||||||| July 28, 2021

God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."

by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024

God

(n.) The reason I passed math.

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it

god slam it

by xvottic April 6, 2023

oma god you suck

a guy that says anything he wants and sucks on everything hahaha you suck you idiot for not sucking on he's balls

look its that one guy that says oma god you suck

by hahahahahahshaahaha you suck December 10, 2021

199 ping god

Kikikatme, similar to the 200 ping god, imaqtkat, decimates decimates any competition despite his occasional high ping. He is the 199 ping god.

Kikikatme's penis is so large. He is indeed the 199 ping god.

by Moist Individual April 18, 2024