Makeup sex

When you have sex to make up for something.

Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2022

sex hour

Commonly, and mistakenly, referred to as "hour" when speaking about the duration of sexual intercourse. In real time it is only around 20 minutes, more or less. People don't often have sex for hours, they only ever go at it for sex hours.

Guy 1: That drunk hoe came over after the party last night and we had sex for hours!

Guy 2: Don't you mean sex hours? How long was it?

Guy 1: Umm, it lasted like 40 minutes..

Guy 2: That translates to about two sex hours, you egotistical swine.

by edgarbrnl October 4, 2010

pee sex

When you piss in a condom, freeze it for 3-4 hours, microwave for 30 seconds, cool down in refrigirator for 1-2 hours, shove it on, penetrate your girlfriend/boyfriend, have some fun and go to town!

" Hey how was the pee sex last night? "

" Great, but Bobby forgot to cool it off in the fridge, so the piss gave me internal bleeding. FML "

by Myguywhatareyoudoing July 27, 2019

shoulder sex

when two peoples' shoulders are awkwardly touching (on purpose or not)

"Oh my god, would you two quit it with the shoulder sex already? Get a room!"

by c/loooooooove November 29, 2011

chainal sex

where several men have sex at the same time, and do it in a chain

chainal sex sounds like anal sex, wait, it is, its just loads of it

by X~jimmy~X July 1, 2007

Sex Clock

Sex clock is a phase used when to have sex in early hours of the day

it could be 4pm "look its 11pm on the sex clock"

i see its 11pm on the Sex Clock, time for bed

by TobyGirl November 4, 2008

Christian Sex

Christian Sex: No blowjobs, no pussy eating,no ass eating, no positions, no facials, no costumes,no lesbians and no threesomes. You can only give it to her in the vagina and there's no condom or pills involved so you will most likely get her knocked up.

"Man,Christian Sex is so fucking boring." No wonder why priest are always molesting altar boys and cults committing suicide.

by topmountain February 28, 2011