your genus likes penis

This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.

George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.

by Dave is cool 222 May 19, 2018

Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

penis cock fart sex

When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.

"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"

by Feetus Yeetus Deeletus July 18, 2020

orange hyper penis explosion

When you lay your cock on a motorway and let a caravan run it over!

Sup dave done a sick orange hyper penis explosion, shit I scraped that off the tarmac!!! HARDCORE!!

by Makedecadaddy April 22, 2014

penis nigga tiddy foreskin

stevie when he got the big hemroids

yo, did you here penis nigga tiddy foreskin???
No way i thought he got rid of those

by alexander rowe May 14, 2019

because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).

Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.

by phi December 5, 2004

Small Penis Truck

I can assure you not all trucks that are jacked up on big tires are because the owner has penis envy. A lot of us prefer to drive them because it's a LOT easier to replace a trailer hitch than the whole rear end of your vehicle. I've got a sedan and a BIG Ford truck and it's night and day the way people drive around you in either. I literally get people a foot off my bumper in the sedan or when you signal to change lanes they speed up to keep you from doing so. Drive a big truck and you reduce those behaviors by 90% at least. Sure they'll honk and flip you the bird but they will let ya over.

I'd rather drive the small penis truck because it keeps people off my tailgate.

by BigTrucksEndViolence September 30, 2013