my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.

Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

My grandmas a turtle

What zero says when he can't come up with anything

Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle

Josh, shut up

by .Zero. April 30, 2023

my bad bro

when you "accidentally" knock down your friends skybase in fortnite

Dave: WHAT THE FUCK??
*skybase starts falling and Dave can't save himself*
Jake: my bad bro I'll get your reboot (laughing on mute)

by nycdoggo September 4, 2023

beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

Hit My Head

Another Way To Say "Suck my dick" Without saying "Suck My Dick" Populated By Streamer: Lil Morro

aye hit my head lil bruh

by Nicothne October 3, 2023

OwO my UwU

OwO hi! Daw defwinishion of OwO my UwU is when someowne in daw moowd fow UwUing ewxawowple

"OwO whabs dis? I nowticed youw bolgy wolgy fwom acwoss da fwoor! Pwease daddy OwO my UwU! OwU

by Wolfy dog OwO November 14, 2020

Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020