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Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.
Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.
by DX25 November 10, 2008
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Hot n cold

When something or someone is liked then disliked, or alternating frequently on status of opinion.
damn, she treat me so hot n cold.
by Frat house BEA March 26, 2009
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sizzling hot tamale

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
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Hot Action Cop

HISTORY:
An American Alternative Rock/Rap Rock band founded in 1999 by Rob Werthner, Luis Espaillat, Kory Knipp and Tim Flaherty. The band is known for their loud style, strong rhythmic beats, epic guitar riffs and sexually explicit lyrics. The origin of the name comes from a nickname Werthner gave his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend. He was a NYPD officer with a "feathery, out-of-date haircut."

VITAL STATS:

CURRENT MEMBERS:
Rob Werthner (Vocals & Guitar)
Tim Flaherty (Guitar)
Juan Chavallo (Bass)
Johannes Greer (Drums)

FORMER MEMBERS:
Kory Knipp
Luis Espaillat
Miles McPherson
Daniel Feese

LABEL(S):
Red Panda 7 (current)
Lava/Atlantic (former)

INFLUENCES:
Eminem
Limp Bizkit
Bloodhound Gang
Red Hot Chili Peppers

MAJOR WORKS:
Nutbag EP (2002)
Hot Action Cop (2003)
2009 EP (2009)

SINGLES:
Fever for the Flava (2003)
Goin' Down on It (2003)
Don't Want Her to Stay (2003)
Samuel L. Jackson (2002)

USES IN OTHER MEDIA:
The songs "Fever for the Flava" and "Goin' Down on It" have become popular party anthems and have been featured in various media from movies like Grind, American Wedding, The Hot Chick and The Real Cancun to TV Shows like Malcolm in the Middle, King of the Hill and The Man Show as well as video games like Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2. The songs have been edited and replaced with lyrics about cars in the latter.

The song "Samuel L. Jackson" was featured in the motion picture S.W.A.T and the song "Don't Want Her to Stay was featured in the video game Project Gotham Racing 2.
Guy 1: I don't like Hot Action Cop. All they do is sing about beer, girls and fucking.
Guy 2: What do you expect from a band called Hot Action Cop? Shakespeare?
Guy 1: I still don't like them.
Guy 2: That's because you're a douche.
by Baron6489 August 5, 2009
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South Dakota Hot

South Dakota is really not a bad place to live. Friendly folks with down to earth ethics that enjoy good conversation, outdoor sports like hunting and fishing and that know how to drive in all types of weather. However, a female in SD is generally heavier compared to women in most other parts of the country. Actually at least 50 pounds heavier. This is the norm because there is generally no good basis for comparison. A shapely, thin woman is an exception, thus women feel much less of a need to maintain let alone compete regarding weight, including those at an early age. Most over 30…. forget it, leaving men with little choice. Women in this condition consider themselves to be average. If you plan to move here, hopefully you’ll already have a ‘significant other’. If you’re single and over 30, your selection is extremely limited unless you like chubby chicks, which I personally am not attracted to on a physical level. In fact, since moving here, I have considered becoming a monk.
If I were the governor of South Dakota, I’d offer an incentive to women that have maintained themselves to move here. Unfortunately those that fit this description are already attached. Tax breaks, reduced rent, improved shopping, etc. would be a good start. Those that also possess a good personality would have their special benefits increased. The professionals SD wishes to draw here would follow. Unfortunately at this time, South Dakota Hot really isn’t even warm.
by Stout Man March 15, 2013
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Suffocated Hot Dog

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.
I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011
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billboard hot 100

where bts will never get another entry:
bts tanked🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀 life goes on only spent 3 weeks on the billboard Hot 100🤣😭🤣😅🙄🤣😍🤤🛼🌟😈🤮😂🤣😞😌😢🌟HDBDBDHEJ+$+$+$72;$
by olivia bensonola March 9, 2022
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