Head cock

When not just being a cock is enough, you become the head cock. Still one step under the Grand Master Cock Dragon.

Showing enough cock like behavior to promote you from being just a cock to the Head Cock.

Monkey: Dude get out of my way or I am going to shoot you with my sniper rifle.
Soupy: Man wait a second I am trying to pick up this ammo bo...(splat!!!)
Respawn soupy: Man fuck you you cock.... No your not just a cock your the Head Cock!!!
Monkey: I warned you.
Monkey

by Black Op August 27, 2009

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cock watcher

someone who spies others members in the showers in public places... swimming baths, schools etc. Not neccessarily a scotcher but certainly someone with the idea of a job in a fudge factory.

that Elliots a proper cock watcher, he burnt a hole in my bell with his leering.

by gg1 September 25, 2010

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cock kangeroo

A male who bounces from one huge cock to another spreading HIV and crabs, usally from austrailia or Oak bottom.

Thats dudes asshole is so stretched he must be a cock kangeroo

by hashinator May 24, 2006

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Cock Wizard

someone who likes cocks and almost magical when exposed to them doing things only told in stories

usually meant as an insult although it sometimes in weird situations it can be a good thing if your into that kinda thing

1.Me:Man your such a cock wizard!

Audience:hahahaha

Andy:man whatever....*crys*

2.Me: awww yes you like this dont you

Girl:yeah i love cocks

Me:damn cock wizard

by mr. giggles12 March 18, 2009

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Cock Pie

'Cock Pie' is a traditional recipe consumed by all the 'Twats' out there.
In many ways similar to 'humble pie' but a decidedly contemporary version of this classic.
Coming along with gravy and onions the dish can also be accompanied by 'Balls' but this is optional.

"Oooh by 'eck I reet fancy a 'Cock Pie' fer lunch today.. it really hits the spot, every time."

by Harm February 17, 2005

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