Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
by Mamawaffles July 14, 2024
A direct translation of the term "Zé buceta", from Brazil. The proper translation is "dumbass", but with more context, it means that someone thinks he is smart, but is astronomically dumb.
"Oi, have you seen James? He is an absolute pussy joe!"
"Scott, please take your pills, nobody understands what you're trying to communicate with us."
"Scott, please take your pills, nobody understands what you're trying to communicate with us."
by LowBitrateSeizure September 29, 2023
AWWWWWWWWW man, that boy's doing a Joe Brim on that girl behind the shed!
That boy has blatantly been Joe Brimming a girl, he's got shit all round his mouth
That boy has blatantly been Joe Brimming a girl, he's got shit all round his mouth
by ConnorTraffordXXX December 11, 2012
He is the best and most amazing person to ever get covid. (He died twice but now even covid can kill him)
by BREONTHICC March 11, 2022
Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!
by I'mcrazy December 06, 2023
A joe maxwell is a beta male who is week who also gets offended by anything so don’t be a joe maxwell
by Jonny hidles February 24, 2020
by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020