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Life

Life's a bitch and when you think it's going alright it turns around and does a shit on your face.
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by coppell1934 March 10, 2010
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LIFE

by JIMMY FOR EVA March 28, 2023
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Meaning Of Life

Have fun, enjoy living (playing video games in my opinion) or..................
Go to school then get a job to get money to survive to go to your job until you get old and retired and die.
Random Philosopher 1: what's the meaning of Life?
Random Philosopher 2:I just have sex for pleasure, that's my meaning of life.
Random Philosopher 1:Yeah, I should do that too,lets go for a threesome!
Random philosopher 2: Ok, why not.
by Potato Paltato Boi October 31, 2017
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Life

A thing you are set up to fail.
Or think you have succeeded.
"what a fucked up life like my wife told me no blowjob. Like I hate life"
by Carrotfarm February 18, 2019
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Trollop Life

"Trollop Life" not to be confused with an actual Trollop; see "Trollop".

Trollop; fun seeking, adventure loving, positive thinking, sea shell eating, booze drinking, scuba diving, nature needing, critter poking, bicycle riding, glamping, hardworking, caring, non judgmental when qualifying in all other areas women!
That girl lives the "Trollop life." She is fun seeking, adventure loving, positive thinking, sea shell eating, booze drinking, scuba diving, nature needing, critter poking, bicycle riding, glamping, hardworking, caring, non judgmental when qualifying in all other areas women!
by Corara2 September 21, 2015
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men

Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.
Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!

Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"

Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."

Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008
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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
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