I don't give three fucks

When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.

So they might give two.

Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!

Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS

Person 1: No, you give two :-)

by theflyingmonkeybannatree October 20, 2009

I'd Paint That

A phrase describing an object or person that is so artsy or perfect looking that you would take the time to paint it.

"You see that chick over there? I'd paint that."

by spiderwithabaldspot November 8, 2009

I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...

Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

by Youronetruelove May 10, 2007

I'm Tired

An expression a girl uses when she doesn't want to just tell you that you aren't having sex tonight.

(Talking for a while) The girl then rolls over on her side and says man I'm tired.

by BuckIguy09 August 10, 2009

I've become so numb

The first portion of the refrain in Linkin Park's song Numb. And it blows the crap out of that Crawling shit!

I've become so numb
I can't feel you there,
Become so tired
So much more aware
I'm becoming this
All I want to do
Is be more like me
And be less like you

by World Domination February 1, 2005

I bite my thumb at you

The Medieval Middle finger.

Fuck off.

John: Your such a prick Erin.

Erin: I Bite my thumb at you *bites thumb in johns general direction*

John takes offense and stomps away.

by Major. M January 20, 2009

I Lub Joo

another way of saying "ilove you" also could mean more of a friend love other than a relationship love.

boyfriend: "i lub joo!"
girlfriend: "i lub joo too"

by negativeoutlook September 19, 2005