What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.
Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen
by Doc Starr November 26, 2020
Get the Raccoon dickmug. a sexual experience with a penis-person marked by minimal effort and lack of connection
disappointing, forgettable, and all too common
disappointing, forgettable, and all too common
by f*ckyou1-2 April 7, 2020
Get the bad dickmug. Someone who is paying too much attention to a tiny thing. Used in reference to people who point out small details that only they care about.
"My Batman costume is just like the original, no yellow under the bat logo." "Actually, the original Bob Kane drawing was for a red suit with no bat logo." "Pin dick."
by ELF1 April 22, 2015
Get the pin dickmug. A penis so small that you pee on your balls. Looks like 3 balls but the top one is way smaller. All helmet part .... No shaft
Yo dawg, l just seen that guy peeing all on his balls in the restroom. Hey!! Don't make fun of him, he got dat nerm dick bro!
by Captain kik November 4, 2021
Get the nerm dickmug. by Klaus McCrackin May 27, 2010
Get the Dick Bankmug. Another way of referring to Rick Owens Shoes. Often used by hypebeasts and hypebaes or someone who's tired of too many people wearing them.
Dave: "Hey did you cop those Dick Ovens the other night"?
Ashley: "Yeah the raffle lineup was really long".
Ashley: "Yeah the raffle lineup was really long".
by surry jack December 26, 2018
Get the Dick Ovenmug. When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time
by Claritan_d June 9, 2018
Get the forked dickmug.