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Gui

that neckbeard is a total gui.
by poisinfrog August 2, 2017
mugGet the Guimug.

guy suarez

An ultimate check out. Leaves the scene without a trace, never checks in. Always seems to disappear from the group to go do other meaningless shit.
Anouk: Where the fuck did he go, I swear he was just here.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.
by olivershaw45 May 1, 2019
mugGet the guy suarezmug.

Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
mugGet the Grandma’s a chill guymug.

the pasta guy

the pasta guy is the kind of person that you will stumble upon when you least expect it. they are the type of person who loves to listen and learn. they come at the perfect time and never plan on leaving for a long long time. they will stick around until you're sick of them, not that you would ever get sick of anyone, especially not these people. all they want is to be around you and that's all they want in return.. the pasta guy is the person who will always be there for you, specially when you need it most. when they come into your life, never ever take them for granted. always give them the love and appreciation that they deserve. the pasta guy is the most considerate and understanding person out there. the pasta guy only deserves love and everything good, like pistachio ice cream and extravagant birthday parties. the pasta guy is the most interesting and cool person you will ever meet! they listen to awesome music and dress so nicely. they tell the stupidest, but funniest, jokes! they bring a different light into your life that could never be replaced by anything else. they are the kind of person you think of whenever you hear a love song or a happy song. they put a smile on your face every single time.

and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33
the pasta guy is so cool omg!!
by millymellyame August 11, 2024
mugGet the the pasta guymug.

Penis Guy

you
by CumSlayer February 23, 2022
mugGet the Penis Guymug.

That guy

Someone who defines themselves as "That guy" ; signifying that they think that they are the dominant one or above others in a certain thing or activity.
"Trust me pal, I'm that guy."
"You're not that guy, bro. You're not that guy."
by CBA-4J800 October 25, 2023
mugGet the That guymug.

Mr. Man Guy

A person who is chill but also very dumb at times
Hey Mr. Man Guy, are you really dumb or do you just act like it?
by Raboot4567 May 15, 2025
mugGet the Mr. Man Guymug.

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