The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.
“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!
Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable
Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable
by PickleShed December 6, 2023
Get the king Hagenmug. by shmehlllkzzwll November 26, 2020
Get the King Diddlemug. Greg: "Hey Justin, I heard you are real good at snoogling?"
Justin: "Yeah, I'm definately a Snoogle King!"
Justin: "Yeah, I'm definately a Snoogle King!"
by Stan the Dan October 21, 2010
Get the Snoogle Kingmug. Adam. Game and match. Can’t be him. Can’t get impregnated by him. Can’t be his children. Can’t be his HOT AF WIFE TARA. Can’t do anything so sit back and enjoy your massage. Headspin.
by Atombombe August 8, 2025
Get the Werewolf Kingmug. An amazing human being that is so caring and their for you at your weakest points. Always has great advice and will fight for the girl he wants. Loves you unconditionally and makes your world so much better, you need a King in your life
by randompersonthat’sbored August 3, 2021
Get the Kingmug. The emperor of the chewbaccalypse, she has the worst agrajag and hairiest pussy wookie making a polar bear look like a chiwawa
by Animal frogged December 13, 2014
Get the King laqueefamug. A japanese song by the Vocaloid producer Kanaria, originally sang by Gumi but theres a shit ton of covers
by nagitowokomaeda January 25, 2021
Get the KINGmug.