You are fucking stupid, my last name is in Spanish. “Del Cristo”. Ofc “of god” would make more sense over text but logically, I am mixed.
But thanks for trying to search up my name in here. I already found yours <33 luv ya
( Xiii Del Cristo )
But thanks for trying to search up my name in here. I already found yours <33 luv ya
( Xiii Del Cristo )
Imagine the dumbass that forgot I was Spanish and that I have a Spanish last name so they searched “ xiii of god ”
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I believe in him and he is there for me through sickness, life, and gives me each day to live on this planet.
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Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
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