Fridge Fishing

The act of standing on top of the fridge butt naked while your significant other tries to bite your ‘fishing pole’

“Bro my girl was giving me some wild fridge fishing last night”

by Greasycameltoes February 25, 2026

Fish Cannon

When a male masterbates with a gutted (and deboned) fish, with the intent to ejaculate out of the fishes mouth, ideally towards a "target".

"He got her square in the eye with his fish cannon."

by Hairybeastie February 27, 2026

fish police

A term present in the online fishkeeping community to define commenters that call out the shortcomings of the original poster’s fish husbandry.

In most instances, the critiques brought forward by the “fish police” are correct. However, the negative connotation likely stems from the fact that most of these commenters are likely teenagers whose method of delivery can be seen as unnecessarily aggressive. Factoring in ageist attitudes, nobody likes to be lectured about anything from an account that is obviously being run by a minor.

I posted my betta in an unfiltered fish bowl and I got dragged by the fish police

by Theodore Clarence Sturgeon March 3, 2026

Dick Pic Fishing

Dick Pic Fishing: When a man snaps photos of his junk and stores them in his cell phone "tackle box," using them as bait to reel in some Snatch fish. AKA “Girls he is currently stalking. Hoping that he gets a positive response back because Worm size matters.

Jake is at it again. cell phone tacklebox full of dick pics.

Dick Pic Fishing to Lynnette and Rachel on a loop. One of them has to bite eventually. Right? Right?! ...Maybe Chelsea's still awake.

by DrFuck March 3, 2026

Alaskan Ice Fishing

When you gape an anus and pour in ice cold water and add a fish, where the other participant or participants try to fish it out with a small fishing rod with a small hook with a piece of bait then lower it into the icy depths.

I went Alaskan ice fishing with Carson yesterday.

by Jesussaintlord96 March 10, 2026