Chicken Burger

Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried

Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.

"mm cunt.. I can't wait for smoko so I can have me fucking chicken burger.."

by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

some days chicken some days feathers

Sometimes you up, which is when you'd have a chicken, you know a whole bird, you full and some days feathers, you down, ain't got shit but the part you can't eat, still hungry

Hey how's it going?
You know, some days chicken some days feathers

by Coloredwrong August 23, 2023

Chicken Jockey

A female who has sex with multitudes of people.

Oh Hailey? Yeah she’s a total chicken jockey.

by Walden Bruh March 24, 2025

chicken titty fuck

When you jerk off using a chicken breast.

"What did you do last night?"
"I had gotten the hottest chicken titty fuck."
"Who's the girl?"
"No one - I jerked off using a chicken breast."

by docking_station February 11, 2023

chicken gumbo

When 4 dudes from all different races (i.e. Asian, White, Black, Spanish) nut anywhere on a girl, also a different race (i.e. British) at the same time.

Asian Guy: That party was pretty cool last night.
White Guy: Yeah, I really enjoyed the chicken gumbo, and I think she did too.

by chumbus123 March 1, 2018

chicken strip

when someone buys a chicken costume, puts a bra and panties over it, and dances on a pole

"What are you gonna be for Halloween?"
"Oh, a chicken strip, hbu?"

by SaltySista October 4, 2018

Chicken

It isn't a game.

Hym "It isn't a game of chicken, Russell the credibility accused rapist. And if you have to lie this much to keep people from being better than the fat-cocks and the breeders and the retards maybe they just aren't. You are wasting MY life because you cannot accept that YOURS is a WASTE that amounts to NOTHING. People have died from what you are doing me and you want me to have to die with them because you were too stupid to do the right thing."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2025