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Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.
"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"
by Stevejob January 3, 2015
mugGet the Steve Jobmug.

Cumm job

When you cumm in her mouth and she holds it in her mouth until you're ready for round 2. She then spits the cumm on your penis and jerks you off with it.
What did you do with the girl you met on tinder?

I had her give me a blow job and she followed it up with a cumm job.
by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024
mugGet the Cumm jobmug.

queer job

a term describing a person whom acts as if homosexuality is their profession.
did u see the pink shirt tom bought the other day? wut a queer job!

dude.....that guy is a fucking queer job...lets kick his ass!
by awalter November 1, 2008
mugGet the queer jobmug.

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special
Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree
by The back door bandit January 30, 2025
mugGet the Chinese back door jobmug.

Knobber job

Someone who is so fucking stupid you don’t even know what to call him
Manny you fucking knobber job”
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
mugGet the Knobber jobmug.

Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.
Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.
by Weird kinks April 28, 2022
mugGet the Mash jobmug.

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