Meat Saber

Probably how a Beat Saber player refers to jerking it.

Jimothy: *Interesting Noises*
Ed: Dude, are you playing Meat Saber?

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis November 30, 2025

Cooncil meat

Regular British woman in her 20’s covered in fillers and fake tan, holidays in Marbs & Dubai. Normally dates a dealer with a Range Rover on pcp and keeps him hidden on social media. Rough as they come under the plastic face and behind the social media persona. Often refers themselves as a MUA or asthetics nurse

Check out Shona- Kate over there, hanging with the Botox, proper cooncil meat that one

by Cooncilman December 9, 2025

Meat rail

Doing a line of illicit substance on top of a man's turgid, erect member.

Jacob was trying to do a meat rail on Aidens junk, but he was resisting due to his time at conversion camp.

by AbsoluteChaos December 9, 2025

Meat Matching

When comparing anything to anything, sizing someone up, pocket watching, glazing, etc. Can be used in a negative or positive manner.

Example: 1

Man 1: "Yoooo where'd you get those jeans from? Are those the same ones *INSERT CELEBRITY* was wearing?"
Man 1: "Bro....you MEAT MATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Example: 2

Girl 1: "Wait...weren't you supposed to be going to the party with Jamal? I saw you on IG flicking it up with everyone BUT HIM!

Girl 2: "Girl, I know you aint inspecting my timeline...MEAT MATCHING and shit!"

by thatguybgreen December 10, 2025

Up meat

To show an someone your package in hopes of wooing them.

Pat was finna up meat on her

- richtapestry.tm

by D.A.44 December 29, 2025

sukhoi meat rider

They praise Sukhoi like a god and say any jet they made was the best jet ever made. these people say that the su57 is the best stealth fighter even being disproven multiple times in a row

Sukhoi meat rider-the best fighter is the su27 no matter what even if its old and outdated.

by hampter33445 April 5, 2024

Mongolian meat stick

3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them

Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!

by Edgingmenforfun69 April 5, 2024