blue wafflectomy

procedure to remove neglected diseased snatch

The Dr. entered the room to perform the blue wafflectomy.

by bombarded July 25, 2020

Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.

by H4XOR13 October 5, 2022

blue groom

The matchmaker of the wedding who cooks good chicken rice and hacks up loogieless spit in the mornings

The blue groom attended the wedding

by Cockatail February 24, 2022

Blue flag

The bringer of vibes, the pusher of plans, the asker of more!

“Satish made this Goa plan happen, he’s a walking-talking blue flag”

by Leo Burnett July 12, 2024

Blue scronchies

OMG! Scrunchies are theeee best!!! Especially blue ones. They fit nicely around your wrist…. AND ANKLE!! They are perfect for putting your hair in bun buns and pigtails! Also they never run out of style. And don’t even start about the texture. Blue scronchies are literally my life. No seriously I have 6,259,071. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!

Jessica: Ugh my scronchie broke!

Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!

Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!

Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.

by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021

Blue button

Pressing the blue button on messenger sending a picture of someone vaping to one of their parents when they’re not allowed to

Cole I swear I’m gonna press the blue button if you don’t climb out your window

by hudsonp.a January 21, 2025

Blue Cave

Alternate-reality purportedly experienced by some test subjects exposed to an alleged combination of Ketamine, Tobacco, MDMA, and Oxytocin experimented with by the CIA. Experiencers reported a range of similar perceptions such as: Cave was made of substance which pulsed between sapphire and turquoise in transparency and sometimes was reported to expand in size and beauty in response to the subjects’ confusion. Term also generically used to refer to high quality cannabis trips which are followed by prolonged episodes of sleep.

I don’t know where Raúl got that $4!@ the other night, but I got stuck in the blue cave and slept through my Earth Sciences midterm.

by Hemlox12 January 10, 2021